FINALLY, the nightmare is over. It’s only been a little over two weeks since Bahar al-Haddaki al-Sharam Hakkam became the principal of Pratchett-Cline Elementary in Bluefield, West Virginia but a lot of information has come out about him in that short period of time. Not only was he the Imam of a mosque in Iran where he taught that Sharia is universal law and that the throats of nonbelievers should be slit, but is “married” to one of the school’s students he picked up in Iran where child “marriages” are legal. On top of that, he is wanted for raping a goat and leaving severe internal injuries in Ohio.
On Saturday, President Trump took time out of his busy day to personally call each and every member of the school board who, citing “religious freedom,” refused to fire al-Haddaki al-Sharam Hakkam and tell them to fire him and make Pratchett-Cline’s children safe again. An emergency meeting was called and all but one — the board’s Muslim president Rafiki Haram — voted to kick his pork-hating ass out of the school.
But it gets better: Trump’s “Deportation Force” as he calls INS has discovered some details with al-Haddaki al-Sharam Hakkam that allow him to be deported even though he was granted permanent residency in the United States by Barack Obama in 2014.
“In short, this sick person will not be causing West Virginians or any American humans or goats any more problems,” INS agent Anthony Shaloub told the Appalachian Gazette. Sharia Principal as he has become known will be shipped out of the country first thing Tuesday. His “wife” has been placed in foster care until her family in Iraq can be contacted and she can subsequently be deported as well.
